2025: The First Ten Days...I'm Tired of Living Through Historical Events
Happy 2025 to everyone! I would have posted sooner, but illness had me down for a moment. So thank you for your patience!
I was prepared to have my next essay be about Trump Derangement Syndrome, until all the shizananny broke through the gate as the calendar flipped to 2025. In case you have had your head buried in the sand or living under a rock, I have compiled a short list of how the first ten days of the year have gone so far.
*A former military veteran turned ISIS fanboy decided to take out innocent partygoers in New Orleans. This is awful, and my heart and prayers go out to all the family and friends of the lives lost that evening.
*A Tesla with another military veteran parked in front of Trump Hotel exploded, killing the man inside. Thankfully noone else was hurt, but of course we are not getting a straight story on this and it is being shoved under the rug. Shocker.
*Prime Minister Justin Trudeau broke up with Canada. Sort of.
*Jimmy Carter, our 39th president, was laid to rest. He lived to be the ripe old age of 100. May he rest in peace.
*Over 10,000 plus homes burned to the ground in Los Angeles. There is so much involved here, that this is a subject matter all in its own. Much credit goes to the gubernatorial salamander in charge of California, Gavin Newscum. (Yes, I said that!)
*And we suddenly stopped talking about the drones. Fascinating.
What a way to start the year! If this is a preview of the horsehockey and tomfoolery we are in for this year, I may need to start drinking.
Not all was lost though; Donald J. Trump was certified on January 6th by the 2024 Presidential Runner-Up, Kamala Harris! I am certain that Commielamadingdong (thanks KDJ!) had to choke that sandwich down with a side of turd fries!
And another side note: Inauguration Day is January 20th! We get our country back and we send Joe Biden to the nursing home, where he can have all the ice cream his crooked heart desires.
We have a lot of work ahead friends, so don’t get too comfortable. Saddle up and take back America!